The List

The List was a place where the Unicorn Warriors would compile all the bullshit Janu used to regularly spout. It was held on Raphael's BlackBerry and reached into the 70's.

 Origins 

Over a period of time people began to notice the stories Janu would tell to people, they became increasingly bizzare and fantastical. First starting out with cars like the fact he survived a car crash at 200 mph or had drag races down the back roads that connect to Perth Road. It would then start to branch out into other areas such as buying a holiday villa in Spain for his dad or the fact he lived in a nightclub for a few days.

There was no end it sight, the Unicorn Warriors thought to record every dubious thing (became known as 'Janu Bullshit') he said onto The List so we could keep track of it all.

 Current Status 

After a good year or so, The List was no more after Raphael upgraded his phone to a Samsung. Confining The List to history but it still remains in our hearts and minds. There will never be a time we won't want to discuss it's content.