Toby Carvery

Roast dinner chain Toby Carvery became a staple for a couple of years amongst the Unicorn Warriors, Sean in particlar holding the establishment in very high regard and even pitched the idea of a religion called Tobyism. It soon became the glue that held a lot of our meet-ups together - two notable phrases were born out of our constant love for Toby Carvery.

What would Toby do?

Whilst Sean was in the midst of his first long-running fallout with Zain the phrase used to convince him to once again re-unite was 'What would Toby do?' - whilst first deployed as a joke by James, Ibrahim and Raphael the serious contemplation on Sean's face was startling. Did thinking about what Toby would do in those circumstances actually sway his opinion? Who knows. But from then on it became a frequent question put to Sean at times of importance.

What Does The Toby Say?

"What does the Toby say? Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Puddings!" was a drunken riff on viral music hit 'What does the fox say?'

 Memorable Moments  Shy Sean - Whilst Raphael had ordered, Sean waited patiently for a server to come over so he could request a vegetarian meal. Quarter of an hour later and it was pretty clear that no staff were coming, but what did Sean do? He sat there not doing anything, he would've starved if it wasn't for Raphael taking initiative and calling someone over.

Drunk Danger - Many visits to Toby Carvery were when we were all intoxicated - James, Ibrahim, Raphael and Zain were berated by Sean for being far too loud and embarrassing. Treating us like naughty children for a little while. None of us gave a fuck though. One such time would've been this exchange between Raphael and a server;

Server: Would you like to come and sit down?

Raphael: No, we'd just like to stand here for rest of evening.

Wavelength Blues - In a strange turn of events both Raphael and Sean were sober and James glided over to us sipping suspiciously from a fruit shoot bottle. It turned out wine was in there and James was drunk. Unfortunately for him he noticed that nobody else was at the same wavelength as he was, rendering the meet-up slightly disappointing.

The Laura Meet-Up - An eventful day when James, Sean, Ibrahim and Raphael met up with Laura from Redbridge College. It was so weirdly memorable it has its own page to describe everything.