Case Closed

'Case Closed' is a phrase used to either sum up the totality of a conversation, or to shut someone down in an argument. It is typically said with an exaggerated stereotypical Dutch accent.

It originates from a family holiday Raphael had in Amsterdam. Whilst being given a canal tour, Raphael and his family were being lead by an affectionate tour guide who was armed with knowledge and dry wit. Enthusiastically telling anecdotes about high/drunk tourists dying in the canals, he gleefully said the Dutch police would give a swift look, rub their hands and say "case closed". Raphael loved this story so much he re-told it to the Unicorn Warriors who embraced the phrase 'case closed' with the same enthusiasm as the tour guide.

Other notable phrases from the Dutch tour guide include: "Sean Connery", "... The tourists... They all died"

Re-telling the stories and quotes, the Dutch tour guide became a fond favourite of all the Unicorn Warriors. So much so that upon visiting Amsterdam together, they considered seeking him out. He remains nameless, and was only ever seen physically by one Warrior - but the Dutch tour guide remains a firm friend and ally of the Unicorn Warriors. Case closed.