Quotes Page

Many famous remarks and sayings have been made during Unicorn Warrior history. Some may have their very own pages on this wiki, some may not. But it is here you'll find a comprehensive guide in an easy to read format.

"You sound like a remoaner" - All (To cause great insult to somebody for saying something stupid, cretinous, factually incorrect or for behaving uncivilly).

"Egypt used to be half the size of Africa" - Zain Mohamed

"Well that nap didn't go as planned" - Zain Mohamed (5 hours later after we had planned to meet)

"These Coke's gotta bit of a kick to them" - James Wootton (After walloping a load of Nando's hot sauce into Zain's coke)

"Nacho's without any of the toppings" - Sean Simmonds

"Haribo tastes better than pussy" - Sean Simmonds

"That supposed to be an insult?" - Sean Simmonds (After Raphael types 'abn' to check whether Sean had blocked him)

"You stuck a finger up your arse!" - Raphael Kiyani

"Zain, you're alright. Sean, you're alright. James, you're getting beaten to a pulp" - Raphael Kiyani (After James spun Raphael around continuously on a playground ride)

"It's all wind and fucking mud!" - Harry Coatsworth (After trying to roll a spliff on a stormy day in Fairlop Waters)

"Think you're the Cock of the pack, don't ya?" - All

"If salad is healthier than milk why do they give it to babies?" - Sean Simmonds

"I'd rest my balls in it!" - Raphael Kiyani

"X-Rays scan bones" - Sean Simmonds (When confronted with the reality that Sean wouldn't be able to bring weed back into the country through airport security)